WHEN IM DRUNK AND I INSULT MY BEST FRIEND
howdoiputthisgently: FIRST I’M LIKE: AND THEN I’M LIKE:
If you’re spending more than three nights a week in my house, you best be paying some rent.
Watch what happens...
This dinner with friends is about to be like a Real Housewives reunion show. Where’s Andy Cohen when you need him?
I’m standing next to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life.