September 2012
1 post
1 tag
WHEN IM DRUNK AND I INSULT MY BEST FRIEND
howdoiputthisgently:
FIRST I’M LIKE:
AND THEN I’M LIKE:
June 2012
2 posts
If you’re spending more than three nights a week in my house, you best be paying some rent.
Watch what happens...
This dinner with friends is about to be like a Real Housewives reunion show. Where’s Andy Cohen when you need him?
May 2012
2 posts
I’m standing next to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life.
