FIRST I’M LIKE:
AND THEN I’M LIKE:
If you’re spending more than three nights a week in my house, you best be paying some rent.
This dinner with friends is about to be like a Real Housewives reunion show. Where’s Andy Cohen when you need him?
I’m standing next to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life.
The battle continues… My roommate is lazier than yours.