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Sep 01

WHEN IM DRUNK AND I INSULT MY BEST FRIEND

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

Jun 21

If you’re spending more than three nights a week in my house, you best be paying some rent.

Jun 07

Watch what happens…

This dinner with friends is about to be like a Real Housewives reunion show. Where’s Andy Cohen when you need him?

May 18

I’m standing next to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life.

May 15

The battle continues… My roommate is lazier than yours.

The battle continues… My roommate is lazier than yours.