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WHEN IM DRUNK AND I INSULT MY BEST FRIEND

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 17:24:26 -0400

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 21:40:40 -0400

If you’re spending more than three nights a week in my house, you best be paying some rent.

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:08:22 -0400

This dinner with friends is about to be like a Real Housewives reunion show. Where’s Andy Cohen when you need him?

Fri, 18 May 2012 19:22:12 -0400

I’m standing next to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in real life.

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:21:56 -0400

The battle continues… My roommate is lazier than yours.